Diving with The BigFella

November 18, 2006 - Mr 100 Dive Wonder Instructor

Well I’m having a wee discussion with guy on scubaboard about quality of instructors and if it matters to newbie divers and have a little story to pass on.

 

This is a story about a 100 Dive Wonder Instructor. It happened about 2 years or so ago when I was a DM right before I was to undertake my IDC (Instructor Development Course)

Just for a little background at this stage I had around 400-450 dives under my belt and was also certified as a TDI Deco Procedures diver with around 250 dives under 30 metres and quite a few staged deco dives… I can’t remember how many but it’s not really important. I had assisted on quite a few courses previously, with a really great team, when I lived up north enjoyed helping new divers discover the exciting underwater world.

 

So anyway enough rambling…lets get on with the story.

I was doing some DM work with a new shop I had joined to do my IDC and they asked me to help this Instructor out on the OW dives of a course. All keen to get back into the PADI world after a hiatus of around 8 months or so I was feeling rather enthusiastic.


The 100 Dive Wonder Instructor had about 110 dives (although I didn’t know this at the time) and seemed pleasant enough from a previous meeting (although he did have a tendency to flap his jaws a little too much-btw this bit has nothing to do with the story but I thought I would throw it in here to give a little entertainment :D) and I turned up early to introduce myself, welcome the 4 students and help them gear up.

We geared up; buddy checked, walked across the road and waded into the sea in the shallows.

The 100DWI asked me to just keep an eye on the other students while he conducted the weight checks.

There was this one wee little lass about 5 foot high and maybe 60 kg in weight. The wind would have knocked her over she was so small. I had loaded her weight belt with around 8 kg that morning, considering she is wearing a two piece 7mm and the water is around 10degrees Celsius.

 Mr 100DWI asked me how much I put in her belt, so I told him; he then proceeds to spout on how that is not enough. So he loads another couple of kg in her belt, then another, then another and then finally at 14kg he gets her to sink.
”Perfect” he announces with big grin on his face

I pull him to the side and say that she far too over weighted and can’t possibly dive like that. I explain that she is probably just nervous and has a fair amount of breath retention and maybe I could take her to the side and work on her breathing and relaxing instead.

“Nah Nah Nah” he says. “I always overweight my students; it’s the best way to get them to stick to the bottom like a rock”

I tell him that we don’t really want them to stick to the bottom and especially not on Dive 1, which is a simple swim around. But he just turns around and says;

“Look buddy, you stick to being a DM and I will stick to being an Instructor”

I did feel tempted to have a few strong words with him but, considering I am a DM who is hoping to do my IDC in a month or so with this guys boss, and the fact he is an Instructor I decided to hold my tongue.

He decided we are going to swim out into the middle of this little bay and drop down into around 2-3 metres of water. Again I pull him to the side and say that the standards dictate we have to follow a line or a sloping bottom.
Once again I get the lecture that he is an instructor blah blah blah and I decide, “That’s it I’m outa here, I want nothing to do with dogs breakfast”.
Then thinking again I decide that I can’t leave the students alone with this guy. That’s a scary thought for a DM to be thinking about an instructor.

So anyway we swim out the short distance to the middle of the bay and he gives the thumbs down so off we go. I have 2 students (which is a breach of standards again-the instructor it supposed to take all students down personally) not including the wee lass with the 14kg weight belt. One of the students drops like a stone so I have one hand on her and one on the other student but we make it to the bottom ok. I give the students the ok signal and get the ok signal back in return, we have around 6 metres viz which is pretty good and I can see the surface. Nice. I look around and see that Mr 100DWI is not with us, and one of his students is about 5 metres away on her own, kneeling on the bottom. I beckon her over and she swims over and settles down beside us.

Looking around I can see Mr 100DWI and his student on the surface. She is doing massive bicycle kicks trying to keep her head above water while he is holding her also doing big kicks.

There is nothing I can do as I have to look after these 3 other students so while hovering there I start pointing out little Blue cod that are swimming around in fighter formation checking us out to try and get the cold out of their thoughts.
The students start to imitate me and pretty soon two of them are hovering, in a semi horizontal trim, so they can look around at examine the bottom dwellers, and the third is desperately trying to hover. She can’t seem to do it as her legs and waist are nailed to the ground. I slip over and pull a couple of kg out of her weight belt and she starts looking better. I slip another 1 kg out and next thing she is doing a relatively good hover, she wouldn’t win any awards for it but for dive number 1 it’s not bad.

 

After about 10 minutes Mr 100DWI swims over with the wee lass and starts making urgent hand gestures to follow him. So off he swims, kicking the heck out of the bottom and scaring all the fish, and the 4 students start following while I bring up the rear. The 3 students that were with me were moving along okay and at one stage one of them starts to drift off toward the surface so I swim up and grab him and gently pull him down. He gives me the ok signal and flashes the best smile he can with his reg in his mouth and we move along. The wee lass is constantly crashing into the bottom and climbing over rocks so I draw up next to her and tell her stop. I signal the others to stop, including the instructor, and everyone stops. The 100DWI stops and drops to his knees and all the students follow suit. I look into the eyes of the wee lass and she is looking pretty well knackered. I signal for her to just sit there on her knees and take big breaths in and out. Mr 100DWI comes over and starts to make wild hand gestures at me and the wee lass so I signal him that everything is ok and to but out. The wee lass seems to be recovering her breath so I tell her to completely empty her BCD, which she does, then I proceed to pull 4 kg out of her weight belt and deposit the excess weight next to a rock, where I can pick them up later.

So wee lass has regained her breath, signals ok and I signal Ok to Mr 100DWI. He signals the swimming signal and we move off and drop down a little gully that bottoms out at around 9m metres and check out a big school of Blue Moki. As we are hovering there, except for Mr 100DWI, the students all start signaling “100 bar left”.

We alert Mr 100DWI and he motions the “lets go home” signal and we move off.
As we came into the shallower waters of the bay a couple of students forget to dump air from their BCD’s, as do a lot of new students, so we do a little swimming up and gently pulling back down of students until we finally surface back where we started.

 

The students are all raving about the fish life and how cool it was, and how BETTER they felt AFTER I had removed weight from them. Mr 100DWI is looking a touch annoyed so I rouse the students into clambering out of the brisk waters and heading across the road to the shop for a nice warm Hot Chocolate before Dive 2.

 

After we get the students out of their gear and press warm steaming mugs of Hot Chocolate into their hands Mr 100DWI asks me to come out the back of the yard.

We move behind the fence and he lights a cigarette and blows out a huge amount of smoke and starts berating me for making him look bad in front of the students.
I told him I didn’t make him look bad and the students wouldn’t have even noticed, they are new and know nothing about diving.
By this stage I was pretty pissed off and asked how he ever became an Instructor. I pointed out all the breaches of standards and told him I had a duty to report them, and also told him I was pretty disappointed at his level of instruction, especially the issue of overweighting students.
He told me not to report the breaches and then proceeded to inform that once I became an Instructor I would realize why he did everything he did, especially the overweighting of students.

 

I went inside and informed the boss (a CD) of the breaches and told him I would finish the next dive with Mr 100DWI because I had committed but I would never work with him again.

 

The boss called the 100DWI in and asked him what he did and all the reasons why. I don’t know what was said but from that point on Mr 100DWI wasn’t trusted to teach on his own again. He did however do some team teaching and I hope he did learn from some of the other Instructors.

 

I became an Instructor about 6 weeks after that incident and even now, I still can’t understand why he did what he did.
All I can put it down to was him moving so fast through the ranks, so little experience and a whole lot of lazyness
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July 9, 2006 - Poor Knights Again

Well I had another great day at the Poor Knights again. This time I was accompanied by Daryl Morse and AndyNZ from Scubaboard.
Daryl got hold of me a few weeks prior and mentioned he was in town from Canada for business. That set the ball rolling and to cut a long story short...At 0530 Sunday morning we were on our way to dive the Knights.
We steamed out to Northern Arch for the first dive and surprisingly had rather calm seas. We got to Northern Arch and jumped in just shy of the arch. We dropped down to 30m and swam through the arch. We had some down and up currents battering us about but with 25-30 metres viz and stacks of schooling fish in the archway...who cares?

The second dive was the one that blew me away.
Riko Riko cave again. This time lets try it with 60+ metres of visibility!
We dropped onto the sand at the cave entrance and slowly made our way in. We came across a photographer lying on the bottom taking some pictures of a pretty neat looking carpet shark. After watching him for a while we moseyed into the cave to be met with the best viz i have ever seen in New Zealand.
Swiming up to the back of the cave were a huge school of Bluefish just hanging out, and plenty of sponges all over the place. The sponges and other growth in the back of the cave resemble what you would find at a depth of about 200 metres. The reason for this is the limited light that penetrates back that far. Because of all the sponges and other filter feeders, the viz in the cave is usually afr in excess of what you would normally get elsewhere.
Swimming back out we could see 3 divers crossing the cave entrance in midwater, about 50-80 metres in front of us. We could also see both side of the cave entrance, which is 80 metres across!

I just hung out in midwater for about 10 minutes marvelling at the viz.
Definantly the best I have had in New Zealand and definantly worth waking up before sparrows fart for.

   
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June 23, 2006 - Really excited

Well after much begging, promising to do more housework, cajoling and, to put it bluntly, a lot of brown nosing....I finally convinced Little Darlin to let me buy a boat!!!! Yes the Big Fella is sorted!

 

My brother (a keen fisherman) and my father (always wanting to help the boys out) have gone thirds with LD and I in a boat. It's a 5.5 metre Ramco tinny with a 70 horse Evinrude pushing her through the water.

 

We bought it second hand so it only cost us $5k each.

 

I am so excited and promise to post some pics once we get it back from the shop.

 

Unfortunately my bro and I blew the engine up the other week but it came with a one month warrantly so we are getting new pistons and a head gasket fitted for nothing.

 

Hopefully this will see me doing some more diving in this no-shore diving city of Auckland.

 

Kakete for now

   
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June 23, 2006 - Poor Knights

So Little Darlin and I awoke before sparrows fart (04:30 in case you are interested when the the sparrows start farting), grabbed a piece of toast, jumped in the trusty dive wagon (an old Subaru Legacy wagon-once again just in case you were wondering) and headed off on another exciting journy to the Tutukaka coast, and The Poor Knights Islands Marine reserve.

As I may or may not have said in past blogs the Poor Knights hold some of my favourite dive sites, and since diving there Little Darlin is a convert also.

 

We rocked up to the dive shop an hour earlier than need be, signed all the pieces of paper that say we wont sue if the kill us, then threw our gear on the boat.

As we left Tutukaka Heads we were greeted by 2-3 metre swells and the prospect of a looong slow journey. Little Darlin was gripping on for dear life and rather terrified to start with but as soon as we reached the lee of the islands she calmed down a little and let go of the, now dented-with a Little Darlin size hand print, saftety rail.

We decided to gear up first and get in the water before the others, because every time we come out here we decide to let the majority go before us so we have a little deck space but they always seem to wait until we gear up then start gearing up all at once.

 

We splashed into the water at Middle Arch having decided that we would visit Bernie's Cave. We swam over to the wall and dropped down right on top of the cave entrance to about 20 metres viz. The cave tops of at 8msw and bottoms out at about 15msw. Looking at my wrist computer I noticed it hadnt switched on automatically as it should have. By this stage LD was already halfway in the cave so I followed her through untill we reached the Air Bubble. We surfaced inside the bubble, at a depth of 8 metres, and I told her about my computer and that I would have to go to the surface to try switch it on. We moseyed out of the cave and while I went to the surface while LD stayed at about 8 metres to wait. I hit the surface and checked to see if LD was all good then tried switching on my Vyper. No joy. Oh well. We had a hard bottom at 15 metres so I wasn't too bothered about it. Dropping back down I met up with LD, who by this stage had discovered about 5000 different types of nudibranchs, and we moved off in the direction of the archway.

Inside the arch we encountered upon masses of schooling demoiselles and snapper. The tend to hide in the arch ways so the big sea birds can't dive bomb them and take some of their number at random. Just inside the entrance LD started waving madly and as I moved over to look I seaw a pair of Lord Howe Coral Fish. These fish are not native in our waters as it is a little too cold for them- kinda like a monkey in the arctic. These Lord Howe Coral Fish get swept down to the Knights as juveniles by the East Auckland current, which is a warm water current that sweeps down past Norfolk and Lord Howe Islands, across the top of New Zealand and down the East coast untill it hits White Island, then sweeps back out into the Pacific Ocean. It's too cold for these warm water fish to breed here but they do tend to last a few seasons so it is always a delight to see them.

 

We discovered many yellow moray, Scorpian fish and a huge grouper. After an hour or so of exploring we decided we would head back up. I have to admit the cold was a factor in this for me as I have definantly acclimatised to the warmer Auckland waters. Cant see myself diving in the Cook Strait again for some time-not without buying some warmer uynderwear for my drysuit anyway.

 

We got back on the boat and were greeted with a nice steaming cup of Milo (hot chocolate for all you non-kiwis) and some beautiful sunshine. We had an hour or so for lunch, cruised through Riko Riko Cave in the boat, then anchored up in The Gardens ready for our next dive.

 

We dropped down onto a nice reef structure at about 14 metres, (Oh btw I borrowed a depth guage) surrounded by sand and bommies, and swam down onto the bottom looking for rays on the sand. Sadly we didnt see any so I am guessing the Orca's had been through recently but we did see some nice Tambja Verconis nudibranch. These particular nudi's are a brilliant yellow and blue colour as can be seen here. We also found a few Tamja Morosa as seen here, and some Jason Miriballis hanging out on their favourite food, the Hydroid Tree. Little Darlin seems to be able to fiind any Nudi anywhere!

 

After 50 minutes the cold starting biting through my drysuit so we decided to head up and back to a warm cup of Milo.

 

 

 

   
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June 23, 2006 - Big Fella is slack

Yes...I am a slack bastard. I know I know...you don't have to tell me... I keep promising and promising to post more... then holding you all on the edge of your seats for weeks on end...waiting for my witty well written dive blogs.

Ok ok I am now going to sort my slackness out.

   
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June 2, 2006 - Saved

 Well I have chilled out a little now.

Kate from Dive Tutukaka rang Little Darlin this morning and said it's all go for Saturday. She remembers our cards being stamped to the end and has sorted it all out.

Yay! We are going diving on Saturday. I am so happy... I need this dive. The withdrawls are getting worse.

   
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June 2, 2006 - You wouldnt read about it

 Well our weekend diving plans have been scuttled.

Back in February Litle Darlin and I took a trip up north to dive the Rainbow Warrior.
(The Rainbow Warrior was bombed by french government terrorists on the 10th of July 1985, and after all investigations had taken place she was towed to the Cavalli Islands, in New Zealands Bay Of Islands, and sunk as a dive attraction.)
We booked in and paid for the trip, then the next morning they informed us that the weather was a little rough and some of the newbies on the boat might not have such a great time of it so they cancelled the trip. Instead of getting a refund we told them we still wanted to do the dive so how about some vouchers to come back and dive her some other time. All good so far!

I ring Dive! Paihia yesterday to book in for a trip and was told that "we are not running any more trips until further notice". You what? Why? No one could tell me. But thats not all....

Little Darlin rings Dive! Tutukaka to book us on for the Poor Knights. All good so far....
Dive! Tutukaka have a "club thingy" where you collect a little card from them, and get it stamped each time you dive with them, and when you have 5 trips stamped you get the sixth free.
So we had done 5 trips with them and decided it would be a cheap weekend away (just bought a house...money is a little tight) as we could dive the Rainbow Warrior and the Poor Knights for free. Not so.

Dive Tutukaka have lost our cards.

But thats not thats not the thing that really pissed me off. It was the attitude of the girl that took our phone call.(I won't say her name but I will say it wasnt Kate or Michelle. I have always found their professionalism to be above reproach)

I can't type anymore as I am really pissed with her attitude and a wise person once told me to step away from the keyboard when angry.
However I will say....

NEW ZEALAND DIVE INDUSTRY.......WAKE UP!!!!

   
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May 29, 2006 - Phew. Been a while

Gday all

Well have I been busy lately. I have moved to Auckland, bought a house and been busy kicking in with the new job. I have managed to get a few dives in but I am missing diving. I have gone from doing 15-20 dives a week to 2 a month. Can you say withdrawls?????

 

However Little Darlin and I are heading away this long weekend for a couple of dives on the Rainbow Warrior, and another couple at the Poor Knights. I can't wait!

 

Ciao for now

Azza

   
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January 8, 2006 - Been a long time

Well I have to admit I have been far from an active blogger lately due to working full time as a Dive Instructor and working long hours.
I have decided to throw in the job and return to part time Instructing and get a normal day job where I get paid lots of money again.
This should mean that I will once again have plenty of time to write my blogs and hopefully keep you all entertained with humourous tales of diving.
Until next time
Ciao
   
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November 16, 2005 - F69-In Davy Jones' locker

   
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November 16, 2005 - F69-On her way

   
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November 16, 2005 - F69-No turning back

   
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November 16, 2005 - F69-Away

   
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November 16, 2005 - I'm back

Well team it's been a while again.
Things have been very hectic lately.
I have been teaching an OW course a week , along with training some DM's as well, as well as our shop having a massive sale, organising the F69 to be sunk, and got married. All since I last blogged here.
This weekend was a blast as the Former HMNZS Wellington, designation F69, was finally sunk 800 metres from my back door step, 6 years after the idea was first flirted with. I got to dive her 4 hours after she had touched down and again last night. Even tho she is only sitting in 26 metres of water it is still a fun dive and should become a beautiful sanctury for aquatic life.
Here are the photo's.



   
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October 7, 2005 - Diving The Mikhail Lermontov

Our team from Splash Gordon?s Dive Specialists left Wellington at 1730 on Friday 22nd of July on board the Interisland Ferry ?Arahura? bound for Picton in the Marlborough Sounds which are located at the top of the South Island of New Zealand. After 3.5 hours sailing we finally disembarked at around 1000 in Picton to a mild winter evening and were greeted by Richard from Moby Dicks Dive shop, based in Christchurch.

Earlier in the evening we had managed to scrounge a Tranz Rail Van to load our exhaustive load of tanks gear and weight belts into and two of the guys went in search of this valuable van. With the van found and contents unloaded onto our 12 metre dive boat we set off up the Queen Charlotte Sound to find our little Bach hidden away in the lush forests of the Marlborough Sounds.

After a beautiful 45 minute cruise, bathed in moonlight, we pulled into a reasonable sized bay and the spotlight from the boat stabbed into the darkness to find our little hidey-hole. Out of the darkness the light picked out the rickety looking jetty and the mooring lines were readied and finally deployed to tie us in for the night.

After trudging up a little muddy track through the bush we found our little abode and settled in for a few beers (Of course the author only drank water, you know, to set the example) and a good chin wag.

0600 Saturday morning we all awoke and set about cooking and scoffing our Staple Kiwi weekend breakfast of Bacon, Eggs, Sausages and s?getti before rushing down to the wharf to set up our kit. (Ok well maybe some of us did, others may have lounged around all morning)

We departed at around 0830 and headed off toward Cape Jackson, the place where it all started 19 years ago when the ship hit rocks between Cape Jackson and the Cape Jackson Lighthouse due to a huge error on part of the local pilot.

 

For those not in the know, the Mikhail Lermontov was on a sight seeing trip around New Zealand when the local pilot decided to steer the ship between Cape Jackson and the light house. For more info try this site. http://www.freewebs.com/cossackdive...finalcruise.htm

 

As we approached Cape Jackson we could see the aftermath of the strong nor?westers that had blown in overnight and it wasn?t long before we had white water over the top of the boat. At this point I have to mention that I am pretty glad I had my drysuit in the cabin as some of the others had left theirs in their gear bags on the roof of the boat. Bummer dudes.

Once through the turbulent shallow waters we set off at a great pace for Port Gore and the Lermontov.

 

Dive 1

We finally tied up to the mooring line set up near the bow and quickly geared up. I briefed my Student (I had an AOW student) on what I expected from him for the dive and the skills we had to complete and then we back rolled off the boat and swam for the mooring line. At about 3 msw down we could see the ship 11 metres below us and a wave of excitement grew over me(It has been a while since I had got a good wreck dive in), and I?m sure the student was buzzing as well.

We stopped and hovered just over the port hull near the bridge while I checked my student was ok and then started off slowly over the side. We hit a depth of 29 metres and cruised slowly along, in mid water, past the bridge and toward the Bow. Huge big encrusted cargo davits came into view and a few lines that were crisscrossing each other were easily avoided.

We stopped and hovered mid water next to a bollard that would have once held monstrous mooring lines, and performed the narcosis test, which we both passed with flying colours (I?m sure the student was relieved that I wasn?t narked).

We then moved off in search of the bow, gradually decreasing our depth to save gas and ndl time and gradually came to the end of the ship and the bow. We swam back a little and then turned back to face the bow. I can?t describe what an awesome feeling it was to look back and see this massive vessel resting on her starboard side.

My student gave me the ?Down to 100 bar? signal and we decreased our depth again and moved back toward the mooring line and started slowly up the line to perform our safety stops.

 

Dive 2

Dive 2 was the student?s adventure wreck dive and as we descended down the mooring line I could see him scanning the wreck for any hazards, just as I had briefed him on before the dive.

This time instead of heading toward the bow we headed off toward the stern, as the swimming pool was our destination, and I could see The Student noting down all the hazards that were aplenty on this vessel. As all the lifeboats had been deployed during the sinking, the davits hung down, draping lifeboat lines in our path and we carefully avoided all these and swam along in mid-water above the now vertical top deck.

The ships majestic funnel came into view, and although I really wanted to check this baby out, we were on a mission and had no time for detours, especially with the way my student sucked the gas.

After about 7 minutes of swimming along at around 18 metres I noted that according to my expert navigation we were above where we would find the swimming pool, so we dropped down to around 27 metres and low and behold the gazebo that housed the swimming pool was directly in front of us. We swam up to the top of the gazebo, which of course is now on its side, and noting we had plenty of gas, we swam in through the 3 x 1.5 metre hole and approaching the pool. Torches pierced the darkness and located the swimming pool and we swam inside her and had a ?little swim?. Looking around, the gazebo was rather huge, and from my slightly narced mind I estimated it was around 10 by 15 metres, plenty of space to have a look and not feel claustrophobic. It was also open to the surface as the huge panes of glass that used to sit there had all disappeared. After fooling around in there for a few minutes we swam out the back doors and slowly ascended up the side of the vessel to the top of the wreck. Once there we made our way back to the mooring line and called the dive at 16 minutes of bottom time. We did a little extra time on the mooring line and then made our way back onto the vessel.

The student was speachless.

 

Dive 3

After a 2 hour SI I told The Student that he was to be set free, like a chick leaving the nest, to dive with the other divers if he so wished .

I donned my twins, grabbed my stage bottle and somersaulted over the side (Ok maybe not somersaulted but enthusiastically dived in head first) and dropped like a rock to the wreck, with my new good buddy.

We swam up to the bridge where I reached around behind me to grab the Reel off my rear ?D? Ring, dutifully tied her off to a big hunk of curved steel, and then nose dived into the bridge. I made several more ?tie offs? and then we set to examine the controls in the bridge. You would imagine a huge helm on a vessel this size but in reality it was the size of the paltry steering wheel in the car from ?Knight Rider?. I examined a few more things then we decided to move on so I started reeling in my line and started making our way out of the bridge when my reel jammed. I threw a few choice words and hand signals at it but needless to say this didn?t fix the problem either so I reeled it in as best I could with the line spilling over the side. I remember a few years ago, a joker I was diving with had offered me a great reel that was designed so that line could not spill over the side, for a neat price, and silently cursed myself for being a cheap b?stard and not buying it.

Anyway I managed to reel it all in and off we went to inspect the funnel. The funnel was a rather majestic looking piece of work that vanished out into the distance from the ship. We swam the length of it and marvelled at the amount of line and rope hanging all over it.

At the end of the funnel stack I could make out 4 or 6 huge funnels inside it, each one big enough to take a diver with a twinset and stage bottle. After entertaining that thought for a brief two seconds or so, in which I remembered all those horror movies Katie makes me watch-You know- the ones where sharks and alien like creatures or massive man eating conger eels suddenly rear out of a dark enclosed space to feast upon you for no other reason than they are evil, I decided against that idea and we swam back to the main ship and made our way along the once top decks to the pool.

Swimming back into the pool we concentrated on heading further into the bowels of the ship to check out the Pool Bar. It should be noted that I am a big fan of pool bars and don?t really care if they are above or below water however needless to say the pool bar was fun, but the water had short circuited the stereo system and it was rather empty so we swam back out and headed for the stern.

As we rounded the stern we thought about dropping down to see the props, but as I had already done two previous dives to 30 metres, I thought I would be a little conservative on this dive so instead headed up to the Promenade deck via the mooring deck, which was a maze of rigging and mooring lines and bollards.

The promenade deck was a neat little dive that would have been ideal for noobie wreck divers. It was semi-covered in but the majority of the windows were gone so relatively easy access to the surface could have been gained if need be.

We swam through until we could go no further, as the deck was blocked up by fallen debris, and moved up on top of the wreck and thought we may as well have another quick squiz at the awe inspiring bow.

Another feeling of insignificance hit me like a tidal wave as I once again swam out from the bow and looked back at this beautiful vessel resting on the sea bed, then noting that I had been down for 55 minutes we thumbed the dive and slowly made our way back to the mooring line for some minimal deco.

When we reached the surface the boat was running and ready to go, which kinda surprised me as we were the first ones in and didn?t expect to be the last ones back but, as they say, some divers know how to maximise their diving, and some just don?t.

 

We docked back at the Bach and set about offloading all the tanks that had to be refilled, and carrying them up the little muddy bush track, past the Bach and down to the shed where the compressor was stored.

Again we had a few more beers and shot the shit while jumping up every 12 minutes to head down to the compressor to change the tanks over. Dinner was a grand affair with still kicking beef steaks served up. I can tell you that whoever cooked those isn?t cooking mine next time. I have no problems eating cow but I do prefer it dead first, I?m just glad Katie (My Fiancee) wasn?t there to see that (She is a pure vegetarian and would have starved on that trip).

Another late night and another early morning ensued and we left the bay by 0800 for our first dive at Cape Lambert, which is the next one westward from Cape Jackson.

Dropped in 20 metres of water we swam around looking for the Crays, which went into hiding that day, and happily moseyed about checking out the aquatic life that was abound. We came across a colony of Beautiful Jason?s Miribalis nudibranchs, all feasting on a hydroid tree, plenty of Terekihi, Red Moki, Blue Cod and a pretty neat looking octopus.

That dive over I sat the next one out as Bill and a few of the others did another Cray dive in a nice little bay near Cape Jackson, and only Bill came up trumps.

 

We pulled into a quiet little bay for lunch and The Student and I decided this would be a perfect spot to conduct his Peak Performance Buoyancy, and Navigation dives.

We dropped 7 kg of big weights from him and replaced them with 4 kg of smaller, better distributed weights and jumped in. His first skill was to never touch the bottom or he got a bash round the ear?oops I mean told off, and he had to hover the whole time. So after 20 minutes of hovering and practising various fin kicks we headed to the surface for a debrief and then knocked out his Navigation dive.

 

Next dive was on a small shallow reef near Long Island Marine Reserve for another Cray dive but once again the boys came up empty handed.

 

The next dive was at the Marine Reserve but as I was getting back into my drysuit I managed to tear the wrist seal. I was tempted to throw a quick Tantrum but realised that wouldn?t help, so instead I helped the others jump in and then sat around shooting the shit with Dickie the skipper.

 

The final dive was a scallop dive in one of Dickies ?secret spots? although after the 3 previous ?secret spots? we didn?t hold out much hope. However every diver came up with their limit of scallops.

 

After that, being the 5th dive of the day, we headed back to the Bach for a shower, dinner and another beer, before cleaning up and heading back to catch the ferry home.

We ended up arriving back into Wellington at 0030 on Monday morning after another 3.5 hour ferry trip.

Bleary eyed and not looking forward to work the next day we all went our own separate ways to go home and to a nice warm bed.

 

The good part about this is that I have a few Nitrox students in a few weeks and we are thinking we might put it to them that they could do the dives on the Mikhail Lermontov, for a small extra fee, if they like?

Yippee!!!!!!!

   
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October 7, 2005 - Been too busy

Well guys I have been pretty busy lately and havnt had a chance to give a decent blog for some time. I have done 3 OW classes in the last few weeks and have an AOW starting tomorrow, along with a PPB a few days after. Just so you don't think I have lost interest I will post an old trip report from a few months ago detailing a shop trip that I staffed to dive the Mikhail lermontov. Too follow shortly Cheers Azza   
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September 28, 2005 - Flat Out Diving


Well it's been a while since I have blogged.
My apologies for those that follow my blogs. I have thrown in my day job and become a full time Dive Instructor!
I have been flat out teaching for the past 7 days and havnt had time to write up some more of my great blogs however I have Friday sheduled as a day off so rest assured I will post some more of my world class write ups then...
Cheers
Azza

   
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September 21, 2005 - A week or more without diving

Well we had a good weekend away. Seemed strange not to be diving. In fact I am feeling a little loopy now as I need to get underwater.

I have an OW class this weekend but now I have a cold (Which is odd as I never get a cold) and my ears are playing up.
I actually feel rather poorly and can only assume it's because I havnt had a dive recently.

Oh well hopefully my cold clears up before the weekend

   
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September 15, 2005 - Well Its my birthday today

31 today would you believe it? I know I know, I only look 18. Sheesh what can I say? Sometimes I feel 21 and sometimes, usually in the morning, I feel 61. I think maybe I shouldn't have been so rough on the old body in the early years. Oh well thats what an outdoor childhood and nearly 10 years in the Army does to you.

 

I wanted to go diving today as that would be a superb way to spend a birthday but Little Darlin had other idea's.
We are flying up to Auckland tonight to see my family. Little Darlin said it's so we can catch up with them all but really it's a chance for her to gossip and chinwag with my Mum and talk about wedding stuff.
You see, being a bloke, I don't really get into the whole wedding planning guff. I know it's a big day in my life and an even bigger one for Little Darlin but jeez. I just can't get excited about all the stress that has led up to it, and all the money that is being spent on it.
I wanted a quiet little wedding somewhere on the beach, in the sun, so I could wear my flip flops, boardies and a nice hawaiian shirt, esky full of quality beer and a few good mates, but apparently that was a really bad idea!
You see her Mother and Father want her to have this huge big wedding befitting of their precious daughter. Well thats not me, and it ain't really her either(unless she is fibbing). However I think she is looking forward to being a princess for the day, even if she is my princess every day. Anyway I digress...


So it will be good to catch up with family and friends. I was planning on a dive while in my old stomping ground but my mate pulled out. Apparently his wife wouldnt give him a leave pass. Sheesh is this what I have to look forward too?

 

So my blog might be a little quiet for the next few days. Be good while I am gone please.

   
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September 14, 2005 - My local diving community

The diving community here in Wellington is pretty similar to the majority of New Zealand that I have experienced.
 
We have a small core of divers who think they already know it all, and take huge risks and think they are bullet-proof and will try to do the job without the right equipment. (Usually hunters blinded by cray fever)

Then we have the ones who are still learning and because they don?t ?get it? straight away they give up, or dive very infrequently and don?t try to help themselves at all.

Then we have the small dedicated group of divers who are safety conscious, dive as often as they can to become good at it and generally do become great safe divers who are a joy to dive with.

The latter group is the one that Little Darlin and I fall into and associate with.

Unfortunately as an instructor I have to deal with and teach divers from all those groups. I try my best to help them become divers in the latter group but, as some of you probably know, most Kiwis? are stubborn.

Little Darlin and I are going to try and set up a group that helps those likeminded safe and enthusiastic divers get together and dive together. It?s also going to be a group that doesn?t hunt as a lot of divers we have met are sick of being buddied up with cray mad divers who don?t give a continental about their buddy or looking at things underwater. Their aim is to swim around at break-neck-speed looking for as many cray?s as they can get and destroying anything in their path.

It might take some time for us to set up this group as I will be very busy with the shop over summer, but then we are in no particular hurry as we are quite happy diving with each other.
Any kiwis, or divers thinking of visiting New Zealand, please feel free to contact me about diving with us. Both Little Darlin and I enjoy sharing our beautiful ocean with others.

   
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